Anytime I go anywhere in the house, I am followed by security. I can’t even take the rubbish out to the bin without them waiting for me:
I ordered Christmas jumpers for the boy to annoy Ben. He was always adamant we had sensible sized dogs, “Dont’ want dogs you dress up, need to be manly.” Well I like to annoy him, it’s the foundation of our relationship – irritation. It works both ways. Well annoyingly, the jumpers that arrived were not the size they said they were. Basically, the jumper I got to fit Zephy, was only just big enough to fit Echo!
Zeph seemed to be thrilled with his lack of jumper:
Needless to say, both jumpers were returned. Oh well, always next year!